Soft, silly, and a little scandalous.
This handheld cutie is thick, thicc, and totally harmless. Crocheted with ultra-soft chenille yarn, it’s plush, squishy, and impossible not to giggle at. Each one is handmade to order with love, humor, and just the right amount of sass.
Whether you’re gifting it, collecting oddities, or just want a soft little peen to keep you company, this chubby buddy is here to please — visually, of course.
Made with plush chenille yarn
Soft, squishable, and palm-sized
Great as a gag gift, bachelorette party favor, or just for fun
Made to order with care and chaos
Cursed? Maybe. Cute? Absolutely.
